city hall

Another city hall hit one of our sites today. If this were unusual, it’d almost be funny. What’s the move, Naperville? Opening a dispensary? Approving something questionable? It’s like putting up the Bat Signal… but for me.

We already know it’s opening… we just don’t care. At the rate things are going, it probably won’t last.

The whole F'nAround team is always ready to do a show. Mike? He is more than happy to test if your edibles can hit harder than the oversight around here. Spoiler: in this state, neither do. And yet, you’re creeping me like I’m not gonna notice. Every move we uncover is because investors, allies, government officials, civil servants, and employees can’t stop creeping us.

It’s giving, “Please, sir, don’t look this way! We’re totally not doing anything questionable. Oh no, he’s looking!”

Here’s the thing: I am looking. And if you’re worried about being found out, maybe, just maybe, stop making questionable decisions. Just a thought.

A few people have compared me to the Boogeyman or the Big Bad Wolf lately. Am I really that scary? Come on… I haven’t even done anything scary yet.

Instead of avoiding us, why not start F'nAround with us? The White House is, along with most federal regulatory agencies and city halls around the country. Oh, and dozens of other countries are paying attention, too. They all hear the ticking of the clock…

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