Welcome to F’nAround

We’re a media company, independent, relentless, and F’nAssholes For You.

F’nAround was born out of a simple idea: expose the corruption they hide, entertain the people, never back down, and tell the truth they fear.

We started by taking on Chicago, Illinois’ cannabis and political machine, and we haven’t stopped.

Today, we operate across multiple platforms:

  • The F’nAround Podcast: fearless conversations and deep-dive investigations with a comedic personal spin and view into our own lives and opinons.

  • The FuckArounds: original music turning satire, comedy, and our lives into soundtracks for the fight or the fun

  • Investigative Journalism & Media Exposés: articles, documents, files,LinkedIn Poetry, F’nCommentary, dark comedy, coincidences, patterns, personal memoirs, and analysis that corporate media won’t touch

  • Cultural & Political Commentary: videos, graphics, bill analysis, and public counter-narratives

  • F’nReviews: Reviews on places, things, food, drugs, etc

  • F’nResearch: PhD and Doctoral research on systems and political corruption. We will also be testing our theories here.

F’nAssholes For You isn’t a slogan, it’s a mission.

We’re watchdogs, we’re critics, we’re people, and we’re The FuckArounds who do what others won’t: call out the corruption, drop the receipts, and take the heat so the public sees the truth. We’re also a bunch of guys being ourselves and not holding back.

We are fully protected under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution and operate within the legal rights afforded to all independent press organizations.

Our investigative journalism, public commentary, reviews, critiques, and artistic works are conducted under freedom of the press, freedom of speech, and protected opinion.

We do not bend. We do not apologize. We document. We publish. We F’nExpose. We also don’t F’nCare if you agree with us or like us.

If you’re tired of corporate media, sanitized headlines, and PR cover-ups… you’re in the right place. You want us to help you, hit us up below. Corruption is corruption. This isn’t partisan it’s about power and accountability. F’nAround exposes it wherever we find it.

Welcome to F’nAround.

We’re not F’nAround.

ASSHOLES BY PROFESSION

NO CLASS

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 FAQs

  • We’re always looking for wild stories and interesting guests. Hit us up in the contact form or on social media to share your story or throw your name in the mix.

  • You can find us on all major streaming platforms, including Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and iHeartRadio. New episodes drop weekly.

  • We’re open to partnerships, if you think your brand fits the vibe, let’s talk. Contact us below for sponsorship and ad opportunities.

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    Contact Us

    If you have concerns, want to contribute, or just talk some shit, hit us up in the contact form.

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Hit Us Up

Got a wild story? Want to be on the show? Just looking to talk some shit? We’re here for all of it. Whether you’ve got insider info, a crazy experience to share, or just feel like roasting us, we’re all ears.

Reach out, because every great conversation starts somewhere.