power
Power Isn’t Owned, It’s Borrowed. And Some Folks Forgot the Due Date. Power moves in cycles, like the seasons, the stock market, & bad haircuts (thankfully I don’t have any, but I was told on X that “you have a pretty good facial/jaw structure” so I got that going for me). The trick is knowing when the game is rigged, who’s stacking the deck, & when the casino is about to burn down. Right now, it’s bonfire season. And Elon keeps reminding everyone, this is the way.
Take Illinois: billions in “whoopsie-daisy” corruption casually discovered? That’s not mismanagement, that’s a festival of fraud w/ an open bar. Money doesn’t just disappear, it takes a vacation, gets a new name, & suddenly owns a luxury condo in another jurisdiction.
Then there’s the DOJ & clemency cases because nothing says afraid of justice like bureaucrats begging to get out before the DOGE & AG come say hi. It’s like watching a turtle try to run a marathon while getting directions from someone who only speaks Latin.
The public is finally catching on because shockingly, people are starting to notice that corruption, inefficiency, & endless red tape aren’t a glitch in the system; they’re the whole damn OS. With Elon making sure the world on X sees the receipts, the public isn’t asking for change anymore, they’re calling for change.
Meanwhile, markets are shifting, assets are quietly changing hands, & entire industries are about to wake up with that “I should’ve signed a prenup” look on their faces. Colombia’s cannabis market is one to watch because when assets roll off for pennies, someone’s pocketing the dollars.
So here’s the deal I’ll be down at Mar-a-Lago in a few weeks, attending events, having conversations, and imagining the absolute joy of people sweating while I show receipts that are starting to look like a full-blown corruption instruction manual for Illinois coverups.
If you feel like doing an audit of my receipts for a laugh at the sheer lack of intelligence behind these moves or the pure ego that thought they’d go unnoticed I’ll enjoy an espresso while you drink until their logic starts making sense. My friends can’t, & they drink a lot…
I’m pretty sure the fact I don’t have an NDA, and they didn’t find a way to stop me from sharing these receipts, is starting to make some people sweat for their futures.
In order to keep power, 3 things are essential, but the regulatory bodies handed me the receipts, the press' silence became their indictment, & panic made people sloppy. Federal regulators look for these moves. Rewrite the rules.
I’m no fortune teller, but I know what a power reckoning looks like when I see it.
Meanwhile, our F'nAround podcast keeps growing because apparently, pulling the right threads while making jokes and talking shit makes people nervous. Stay tuned, because some folks thought they owned power, but borrowed power always comes w/ interest & collections are due.
Watch the board. The next game isn’t local. And I want my vig.
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