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Good morning, my fellow LinkedIn watchers, friends, enemies, and family! So, I’ve been seeing my impressions rising, and I know you’re all watching closely. Analytics 101, just because you hide your profile views doesn’t mean my count doesn’t rise fyi. What will I do or say next? Don’t worry, we are just about to enter act three of phase one. In honor of that I thought I’d mix it up a little this morning on my run and bring some humor to brighten your day. I tried something new—inspired by my business partner James, his video of positivity, and the spirit of 312ALL. Shout out to the The FuckArounds for making me learn music and Michael, my business partner and cohost at F'nAround podcast that made it clear to just be myself.
This one’s for those who want a laugh and some lighthearted fun with their cannabis industry updates. Play Aaron Burr, Sir from Hamilton in the background and follow along as I bring you a bit of morning mischief. Shout out to Hamilton the Musical. Get ready to smile—it’s just a little something to kick off your day with humor!
Yo! What’s the word?
Cannabis fraud, sir!
From Nebraska’s ballot tricks to the mold they ignore, sir,
Folks tired of the smoke, and now they want more, sir,
But the board keeps dodgin’, scramblin’ for the door, sir.
And what’s the deal with race?
Man, it’s a chase!
Black folks arrested at triple the pace!
Legal sales? Sure, but justice in place?
Nah, the system’s broken—it’s all just a race!
But wait, what’s this in the air?
Something moldy’s out there!
The product ain’t clean, no, it don’t seem fair.
Customers coughing, they say “beware,”
But some CEOs just shrug—they don’t even care!
And what’s happening in Nebraska?
Man, it’s a disaster!
Signature fraud is spreadin’ like plaster!
The ballots ain’t clean, you know what I mean?
The courts’ll soon step in—hope they bring the vaccine!
Is corporate to blame?
It’s all the same!
Chasin’ profits while others feel the pain!
The mold, the fraud, the racial shame,
But craft cares, corporate plays the game!
Craft cares, corporate doesn’t.
Speak your truth.
The CannaConsigliere
(soon to be a 312ALL produced show)
Not the nuEra Cannabis Guy.
So my top viewed job titles of searchers are business strategist, followed by founder, corporate board member, and executive director. I know I am just getting started, warming up, and a long way from any end or conclusion….. but do any of you see the painting yet?
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