4/20

This year for 4/20, I’ve decided to honor the spirit of the high holiday a little differently.

Instead of rolling something up…
I’ll be listing out every company that’s decided constructive knowledge doesn’t apply to them.

That’s right, every brand, vendor, collab partner, and friendly neighborhood operator that, after a public PSA detailing witness bribery, wire transfers, and 12 SEC filings, yes 12, still said:

“Eh, we’ll risk it.”

Bold choice.
Because you see, when you know, and you keep going, that’s called something else entirely.
Not naming names, of course. Just publicly counting and showing the steps it takes to become a civil and criminal liability.

And hey, I’m not mad.
I’m just… documenting.

So while the rest of the industry celebrates with discounts and gimmicks,
I’ll be preparing my personal 4/20 list of those who thought the flame wouldn’t reach them for lucky number 13 and maybe a few other documents.
No worries, it’s all anonymous.
For now.

Because what’s more on-brand for cannabis in 2025 than pretending the fire alarm is just part of the vibe?

F'nAround where the truth comes laced with legal. All assholes. No excuses.
Stay tuned. I’ll bring the receipts unedited by a new accounting firm. You bring the popcorn.
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Veritas Ardet. Nihil Fallit.